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SpongeBob SquarePants Is Mayonnaise An Instrument T-Shirt

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    You know, we're not sure, but we heard horseradish is not an instrument either. Sorry, Patrick! This black tee features the scene from SpongeBob SquarePants where Squidward tries to crush Patrick's dreams. What else isn't an instrument?
    • 100% cotton
    • Wash cold; dry low
    • Imported
    • Listed in men's sizes
    • Model wears size Medium

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  • Size Guide
    Girl's Junior Sizes
    US UK EU BUST WAIST LOW HIP
    XS 0 6 31" 25" 36"
    1 33" 26" 37"
    SM 3 8 34" 27" 38"
    5 10 35" 28" 39"
    MD 7 12 36" 29" 40"
    9 14 38" 31" 42"
    L 11 16 39" 32" 43"
    13 18 40" 33" 44"
    XL 15 20 41.5" 34.5" 45.2"
    17 22 43" 36" 47"
    XXL 19 24 45" 38" 49"
    3XL 21 26 47/48" 38" 51/52"

     

    Girl's Plus Sizes (0 - 6)
    EQUIVALENT SIZES BUST WAIST LOW HIP
    0 12 L 40" - 42" 34" - 36" 44" - 46"
    1 14 1X 42" - 44" 36" - 38" 46" - 48"
    16
    2 18 2X 46" - 48" 40" - 42" 50" - 52"
    20
    3 22 3X 50" - 54" 44" - 48" 54" - 58"
    24
    4 24 4X 54" - 58" 48" - 52" 58" - 62"
    26
    5 26 5X 58" - 62" 52" - 56" 64" - 68"
    28
    6 30 6X 64" - 68"    

     

    Guy's Tops
    US UK EU CHEST
    XS 34-36 87-91 34" - 36"
    SM 36-38 91-97 36" - 38"
    MD 38-40 97-102 38" - 40"
    L 40-42 102-107 40" - 42"
    XL 44 107-114 42" - 45"
    XXL 46 114-122 45" - 48"
    3XL 50 122-130 48" - 51"
    4XL 52 130-137 51" - 54"

     

    Guy's Bottoms
    US International WAIST HIP
    XS 71-76 28" - 30" 34" - 36"
    SM 76-81 30" - 32" 36" - 38"
    MD 81-86 32" - 34" 38" - 40"
    L 86-91 34" - 36" 40" - 42"
    XL 91-97 36" - 39" 42" - 45"
    2XL 97-101 39" - 41" 45" - 48"
    3XL 101-107 41"- 44" 48" - 51"
    4XL 107-112 44"- 47" 51" - 54"

     

    Shoes - Girls
    US Euro UK Inches Centimeters
    4 35 2 8.1875" 20.8
    4.5 35 2.5 8.375" 21.3
    5 35-36 3 8.5" 21.6
    5.5 36 3.5 8.75" 22.2
    6 36-37 4 8.875" 22.5
    6.5 37 4.5 9.0625" 23
    7 37-38 5 9.25" 23.5
    7.5 38 5.5 9.375" 23.8
    8 38-39 6 9.5" 24.1
    8.5 39 6.5 9.6875" 24.6
    9 39-40 7 9.875" 25.1
    9.5 40 7.5 10" 25.4
    10 40-41 8 10.1875" 25.9
    10.5 41 8.5 10.3125" 26.2
    11 41-42 9 10.5" 26.7
    11.5 42 9.5 10.6875" 27.1
    12 42-43 10 10.875" 27.6

     

    Shoes - Guys
    US Euro UK Inches Centimeters
    6 39 5.5 9.25" 23.5
    6.5 39 6 9.5" 24.1
    7 40 6.5 9.625" 24.4
    7.5 40-41 7 9.75" 24.8
    8 41 7.5 9.9375" 25.4
    8.5 41-42 8 10.125" 25.7
    9 42 8.5 10.25" 26
    9.5 42-43 9 10.4375" 26.7
    10 43 9.5 10.5625" 27
    10.5 43-44 10 10.75" 27.3
    11 44 10.5 10.9375" 27.9
    11.5 44-45 11 11.125" 28.3
    12 45 11.5 11.25" 28.6
    13 46 12.5 11.5625" 29.4

     

    Shoes - Girls to Guys
    GIRLS GUYS
    5 3
    6 4
    7 5
    8 6
    9 7
    10 8
    11 9
    12 10
    13 11
    14 12
    15 13
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SpongeBob SquarePants Is Mayonnaise An Instrument T-Shirt is rated 4.9 out of 5 by 19.
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Patrick I mean just look at the shirt! It describes awesome !
Date published: 2020-03-31
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great! I love Spongebob and my friends enjoy referencing it often. My good friend is in band so we like to make this joke a lot. I bought one for myself and him, so we could match. I can’t wait to be able to give it to him.
Date published: 2020-03-31
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Awesome shirt!! Awesome t shirt!! Classic Patrick always silly.
Date published: 2020-03-16
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Is This Review An Instrument? If there is any Spongebob shirt on Earth that I could own, it is 100% this one! I am a HUGE Spongebob fan and this is one of the most iconic quotes in the entire show! I gotta say, Hot Topic never fails to bring a Krabby Patty smile to my face! Thanks you guys!!!
Date published: 2020-03-15
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Awesome T-shirt! I love my new t shirt. The process of ordering it from the states was fast, easy and painless.
Date published: 2020-02-28
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