SpongeBob SquarePants Shirts, Hoodies, Gifts, & Merch

Are you ready, kids? Ay’ ay’ captain. I can’t hear you. AY’ AY’ Captain! OOOOoooooooo….who liv—Look, we won’t sing the whole song because we probably don’t have to tell you who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

You’re a fan, so, you’re already on board this nautical nonsense, you know the drill, and you know who’s absorbent and yellow and porous. (That is why you’re here, right? If not, we can do the whole song for you).

Yep—it’s that ol’ spongey, square, lovable dude we all know and love, SpongeBob SquarePants. We’re so on-board the SpongeBob SquarePants bandwagon that we created a specially curated, fan-approved collection of all the SpongeBob SquarePants fan favorites you want (nope, scratch that, need) in your life.

In other words, we’re ready, we’re ready, we want that MERCH.

We’ve got plenty of SpongeBob SquarePants themed nautical nonsense to spice up your life—and your closet and your car and your home (and anywhere in the world you want it, TBH).

So grab your pink best friend (and maybe give him a friendly reminder that mayonnaise is not an instrument), round up a few jellyfish, and warn your grumpy neighbor that you’re about to get loud—because it’s time to start scrolling through our collection of must-have SpongeBob SquarePants merch, apparel, accessories, décor, collectibles, and more!

From cozy reminders of your love for the Sponge (like our SpongeBob SquarePants Happy Throw Blanket) to fun and funky must-haves to add to your wardrobe (like our SpongeBob SquarePants Tropical Tie-Front Girls Woven Tank Top), this collection is full of exciting, spongey goodness!

Looking for one-of-a-kind collectibles to add to your SpongeBob shrine? There’s no shame in that game—check out our Loungefly SpongeBob SquarePants Gary Wallet, our Patrick in a Trombone Enamel Pin, or our SpongeBob Rubik’s Cube.

No matter what your level of fandom might be—from subtle SpongeBob lover to super-Sponge fan, there’s a SpongeBob SquarePants favorite you’ve gotta have in this collection!